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-heroine:

Sam: Miss! Miss.
Waitress: Is there a problem here, officer?
Sam: There’s a problem with my BLT.
Waitress: Really?
Sam: Yeah, I think you better call a hamulance.
Waitress: [Not amused] Can I get you anything else?
Sam: Yeah, my partner here was wondering if you had any henways on the menu.
Waitress: What’s a henway?
Sam: About three pounds.
[Andy cracks up laughing]
Andy: [to the waitress] I’m sorry. [To Sam] You’re such an idiot.
Sam: You still feeling awkward?
[Andy smiles and shakes her head no]

Rookie Blue - 1.10 Big Nickel